Below, we’ve set out some of the more humorous comments and observations we overheard our children make in 2013.  As is evident, Truman has developed into our premier, color commentator. 

Truman and the Snowman (St. Louis, December 2013)

  • Truman, after a long day, turned to Andie and said “Mom, I’m out of batteries.”
  •  After a particularly rough time with Ella, Andie suggested that she might sell Ella to the highest bidder.  Upon overhearing this comment, and after a period of contemplation, August quite earnestly said “Mom don’t sell her.  She’s not that bad.  She can be fun and funny sometimes, like on the trampoline.”
  • While out and about, Andie and the twins passed a nativity scene, prompting Truman to exclaim, “I saw baby Jesus and God! And God had a purple hat!”
  • Ella, inspired by Disney’s High School Musical 2, began dancing throughout the living room.  Then, she abruptly directed Andie to stand beside her and, pose-by-pose, began walking Andie through her choreography, punctuating each move with a firm “do this!”  With a critical eye she would evaluate Andie’s form, then move on to the next step.
  • Aaron opened the bathroom door to check on Truman, who upon seeing him stated, “Dad, get away from me, and close the door."
  • Truman, thirsty, turned to Andie and said “I’m drinkey mom.”
  • In the midst of a game of superhero vs. monster between Truman and Andie, Truman turned to Andie and exclaimed “I'm superman! And I killed you! And I'm sorry...”
  • Unbeknownst to Mom and Dad, Truman, having experienced an “accident,” had disrobed and left his clothes in a heap on the floor in the upstairs hallway.  A few minutes later, Truman, in his birthday suit, was assisting August to locate a Lego Star Wars Boba Fett figurine.  At this point, Mom and Dad, located downstairs, overhear the following exchange:

Truman:  I found Boba Fett under my pee pee pants!

August: Ahhh! No! Not Boba Fett!